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Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Some very Good and very Bad things...

The most destructive habit....... ........ .....Worry
The greatest Joy......... .......... ............ ...Giving
The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect


The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.......... .....Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ...Our youth


The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ .Encouragement 
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ...Fear 
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind 
The most crippling failure disease........ .......Excuses 


The most powerful force in life........ ............. Love
The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ............ ..... Hope


The deadliest weapon...... ........ ..........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ........ 'I Can'
The greatest asset........ .......... ........ ....Faith
The most worthless emotion..... ......... ....Self- pity


The most beautiful attire...... .......... ........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ........ .....Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ......Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ......Enthusiasm

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Monday, 18 January 2010

Balance Sheet of Life

Our Birth is our Opening Balance! 
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities 
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets 


Heart is our Current Asset 
Soul is our Fixed Asset 
Brain is our Fixed Deposit 
Thinking is our Current Account 


Achievements are our Capital 
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade 
Friends are our General Reserves 
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned 
Love is our Dividend 
Children are our Bonus Issues 
Education is Brands / Patents 


Knowledge is our Investment 
Experience is our Premium Account 
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. 
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award...

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