Managing Director!

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?" To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy, Sir!"

I quit drinking!

A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss.”

The man looked confused for a moment, then he laughs.... “Oh, no,” he, said, “Everyone’s fine - both my brothers are alive”. The only thing is I just quit drinking...!!!

Those Happy Days...

I want to go back to the Time...
When INNOCENCE was NATURAL, not FAKE.

When GETTING HIGH meant on a SWING, not PROMOTIONS.

When DRINKING meant RASNA ORANGE, not BEERS or WHISKEYS.

When DAD was the only HERO, not DEPP or TOM.

When LOVE was MOM’S HUG, not the GIRL-FRIENDS’.

When DAD’S SHOULDER was the HIGHEST PLACE on the earth, not your DESIGNATION.

When your WORST ENEMIES were your SIBLINGS, not your MANAGER.

When the only thing that could HURT were BLEEDING KNEES, not the TEARS falling down your cheeks.

When the only things BROKEN were TOYS, not the DYING HEARTS.

And when GOOD-BYES meant TILL TOMORROW, not for YEARS & YEARS.


Life has changed a lot...and the People too...
But the thing is that we don’t want to accept it!